A funny story happened at the Millrun Theater, a theater-in-the-round. The stage was a big 'turntable'
that turned slowly during the performance. The audience sat in a 360º circle around the stage.
The set-up for the band on the turntable stage was singer/piano in the center and, what would typically
be in the back of a band setup, the trumpets and trombones on the outside perimeter of the turntable
facing in...
Several months earlier, in an attempt to bolster her career, Lainie had done a (tasteful but nude)
photo layout for Playboy Magazine (not the centerfold section)... Some members of the brass section
(remember the brass sit in the back of the band) of some previous engagement pasted the pics onto
their music thinking no one would ever see/know.
On opening night at the Millrun Lainie started her first show and soon noticed 'snickering' in the audience. As the stage rotated EVERYONE in the audience was getting a good look at Miss Kazan's layout!!! Needless to say the pics were gone before the next show!!!
We were late... Lainie had missed two earlier flights and made the last flight out from Sydney to Brisbane. Lainie had
called ahead to request the restaurant be held open for her arrival. As she was eating with the hotel manager Chef
Frank De Costa stormed into the dining room and harangued the Kazan entourage for five minutes.
Later,in the evening, as Miss Kazan was preparing for bed she became a little temperamental herself... She
threatened to call Brisbane's Lord Mayor Alderman Clem Jones to demand he silence the City Hall
Clock (in the City hall clocktower directly across from the hotel). It seems the clock chimes were
keeping her awake!!
It was announced the following day in a newspaper recount (I still have the clippings) under the heading
"SONGSTAR LAINIE NO MATCH FOR THE COOK", that the Chef had, in fact, survived the encounter.
NOTE: Had to file a claim against Lainie with the American Federation of Musicians to get paid for half of the tour.